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My dear petite teenager,
Tips Tricks for troubled teen, to restore teen health.
Teen advice:
If your mom, teacher, principal scolds or nags you keep these special phrases handy.
HOW TO REPLY?
Have an 'attitude'.
Now teens behavior smells like teen spirit.
Example:
Teen fashion is wow! and teen room is shabby.
Phrase: Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
Example:
Is a teenager lazy?
Phrase: A teenager isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
What about phrases for use in school?




No one fails a class anymore,
he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention,
you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk,
it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore.
They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing,
its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class,
you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late,
you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day,
you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

You don't have smelly gym socks,
you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore.
He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy.
You're "conversationally selective."

You don't talk a lot..
You're just "abundantly verbal."

You weren't passing notes in class.
You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

You're not being sent to the principals office.
You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."

It's not called gossip anymore.
It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful.
It's "digestively challenging."
Source:
unwind.com




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